1. If you are chubby, you don't need botox.
2. If your girlfriends are about to get a divorce, they will look better than you. All of the time. Even at the supermarket or carpool line
3. Girls who base their personalities on beauty don't fare as well later in life.
4. You never know what is going on inside someone else's house.
5. Cadbury chocolate eggs are addictive so luckily they are gone until next spring.